Femme Fatale
I'm one cool cat.

Ugh my suite-mate just asked if she could come in and use the bathroom while I was in the shower and I was like ‘of course’ AND THEN SHE CAME IN AND POOPED AND LEFT ME WITH THE SMELL. I THOUGHT YOU WERE PEEING YOU BUTTHOLE NOW I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS SMELL ENGRAINED IN MY NOSTRILS.

Loving who I am because of what we are
I wanna confess it in a whisper that’s just loud enough to make out
I want you to listen from the kitchen to me confessing on the couch
I wanna be stronger than your dad was for your mom

(Source: aloe-sarah)

cokeflow:

ā€œIā€™m on my way!ā€ I say as I remain naked in bed

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psychedelicatessenn:

ahhh i forgot about this.  i got this done at the sterling new york rennaissance fair.  the woman tattooing me was like “ah, the red hot chili peppers.  you know, when i was living out in california ten years ago i had this friend who was like ‘okay im bringing someone over dont freak out hes kind of important’ and no big deal anthony kiedis just walks into the apartment.”  oh not only that when she graduated they fucking walked out to under the bridge.  god i miss new york


I WANT TO BE THAT WOMAN

warumonzaemon:

when you try and pull out before you buss but she clench it at the last second

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680southh:


You are the reason I’m smiling when there is nothing to smile about.


ā™”
radfrankster:

 
thechumbanator:

I’VE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR FOR THIS


I want to be friends with them
Now, I don’t know where I am I don’t know where I’ve beenBut I know where I want to go
dylanevansdesign:

Latest print. This one is a run of 50.
Ages5 x 7 Pen and colored pencil on recycled paperAvailable at: http://dylanevansdesign.etsy.com
kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob
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